Gardevoir



Gardevoir, the waifu Pokémon, is found on Route 102, and the single most delicious dessert of all furfaggots, fortunately in the same games as Mudkipz. She is a Pokémon-inspired meme with high popularity on /b/ and /v/ along with various other imageboards, and is loved by many people who aren't furries. She is a widely accepted example of Rule 34. Gardevoir has the appearance of a female humanoid. She has emo-eyepatches, angst syndrome, and the ability to confuse the minds of her foes. She also has what appears to be a red-stained blade growing from her chest, located uncomfortably between her breasts. It is logically assumed that Gardevoir are always female; this is of course untrue as there is evidence of male versions in existence. Also, concerning the release of Pokémon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum, a male-exclusive version of Gardevoir, known as Gallade, has made its appearance. As of Gen VI, she is also a fairy.

The Pokédex entries for her state that she loves her trainer, even to the point of death, so your lonely ass might actually have a chance.

Trolling people online with Gardevoir

 * 1) Get a male timid Gardevoir that knows Destiny Bond.
 * 2) Make him hold a Choice Scarf.
 * 3) Use Destiny Bond.
 * 4) Wait for enemy to attack.
 * 5) Take the enemy down with your Gardevoir with Destiny Bond.
 * 6) Await bawww.
 * 7) ???
 * 8) PROFIT!