A crazy story

There once was a man who loved Air Raid Sirens. "I love my Air Raid Sirens more than my wife!" His wife was so mad, that she gave him a Chryler Air Raid Siren. The house blew up. 'Wow! Now I can kill my neighboor.' And he did, Than he killed the President. So they dragged him away to jail. So for 67 years he ate mice and rats were crawing all over him. He was sorry he had been evil. The End.