Funny Headlines

Please note that these newspaper headlines are 100% real! 

Slips of tongue
This makes everything so completely pailnses.
 * Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Stating The Obvious

 * If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
 * War dims hope for peace
 * Cold wave linked to temperatures
 * Child's death ruins couple's holiday
 * Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
 * Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
 * Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation