Template:Funnypedia:Selected anniversaries/December 9

4.5,000,000, BCE: The Universe begins.

3,000,000 BC: A Monolift is discovered by cave men.

2,000,000 BC: The Ice Age begins.

10,000 BC: The Ice Age ends.

6000 BC: Happy B-day Santa!

5000 BC: The Bronze age begins.

3500 BC: The Iron age begins

3000 BC: Eypte is invented.

1000 BC: ABCDEFGHIJKLNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

900 BC: The Silver Age begins when a guy gets tired of bronze

490 BC: The Gold Age begins.

4 BC: Happy B-Day Grim Repper!

1 AD: Happy B-Day Jesus!

400 AD: Germany is founded.

500 AD: The Gold age ends.

600 AD: Rome goes bye-bye.

800 AD: The Nice List is made.

900 AD: England is founded.

1000 AD: The World Ended.

1066 AD: The bad list is made.

1200 AD: The Middle Age Begins

1275 AD: The year AD is stopped being used.

1300: Marco Polo kills his best firend with a gun.

1492: America is made

1775: The Revsionly War starts.

1776: USA is made.

1783: The Revsionly War ends.

1812: The War of 1812 begins.

1815: The War of 1812 Ends

1846: The Mexican-American War begins.

1848: The Mexican-American War ends.

1861: The Cevil War begins.

1865: The Cevil War ends.

1881: Cars are invented

1895: The first Time Machine is made.

1900: 1900

1914: WWI begins.

1918: WWI ends

1925: The 1st TV is made.

1926: Pinball is made.

1939: WWII begins.

1945: WWII ends.

1947: The Cold War begins

1950: Kora begins.

1953: Kora ends.

2005: The Last Air Raid Siren is made.

2012: The earth ends.

2284 AW: The universe ends.

4.5,000,000,000 BCE: AHHH!!!!!!!!!

2009: Wait a minute, THIS WAS ON 12/05/09!!!!!

11,902 CE: Darn I dropped a anvil on my toenail.