Last modified on July 14, 2011, at 16:23

Funny Headlines

Please note that these newspaper headlines are 100% real!

Slips of tongueEdit

  • Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

This makes everything so completely pailnses.

Stating The ObviousEdit

  • If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
  • War dims hope for peace
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures
  • Child's death ruins couple's holiday
  • Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
  • Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  • Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation