Funny Headlines

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Please note that these newspaper headlines are 100% real!

Slips of tongue

  • Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

This makes everything so completely pailnses.

Stating The Obvious

  • If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
  • War dims hope for peace
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures
  • Child's death ruins couple's holiday
  • Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
  • Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  • Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation