From The Funny Wiki
Please note that these newspaper headlines are 100% real!
Slips of tongue
- Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
This makes everything so completely pailnses.
Stating The Obvious
- If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
- War dims hope for peace
- Cold wave linked to temperatures
- Child's death ruins couple's holiday
- Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
- Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation