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Ways To Annoy People in a Drive-Thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the 
price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the 
food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the 
employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car 
and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. 

Q & A Jokes

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Yo Mama Jokes

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Ugly

  • Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  • Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!"

and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

  • Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
  • Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
  • Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  • Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
  • Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
  • Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Stupid

  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
  • Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M+M's in alphabetical order
  • Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
  • Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
  • Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
  • Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
  • Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
  • Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
  • Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
  • Yo mama so stupid she eats pudding. (Wait... what?)
  • Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
  • Yo mama so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
  • Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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