Well, this wiki has pretty much had it. It was kin od popular back in the day, but now it's just a mess and no one comes here anymore. If your here, eel free to edit the wiki, if I log back on I'll probably make you a sysop too. If anyone wants to take ownership, please contact me.

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Please note that these newspaper headlines are 100% real!

[edit] Slips of tongue

  • Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

[edit] Grammar

  • Eye drops off shelf
  • Squad helps dog bite victim
  • Dealers will hear car talk at noon
  • Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
  • Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
  • Miners refuse to work after death
  • Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
  • Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
  • Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

[edit] Stating The Obvious

  • If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
  • War dims hope for peace
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures
  • Child's death ruins couple's holiday
  • Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
  • Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  • Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation