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Funny Headlines
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Please note that these newspaper headlines are 100% real!
[edit] Slips of tongue
- Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
[edit] Grammar
- Eye drops off shelf
- Squad helps dog bite victim
- Dealers will hear car talk at noon
- Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
- Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
- Miners refuse to work after death
- Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
- Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
- Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
[edit] Stating The Obvious
- If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
- War dims hope for peace
- Cold wave linked to temperatures
- Child's death ruins couple's holiday
- Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
- Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
